I won't lie I’m not big on Dior. Prior to visiting the Dior show at Ullens my experience with the brand was limited to a bright orange knock-off t-shirt I bought on the street that had a black power fist on it and happened to read, “Dior Not War.”

Being a human who lacks the ability to match clothing, I did not expect to understand or appreciate the Dior show, so I was surprised to find that it impressed me greatly. The show mixes original Dior dresses from the 1940s up to present, some of them so old they are falling apart, together with works of art inspired by Dior done by 22 different Chinese artists.

Kylie Minogue
RMB 280-2,580.
8pm. Workers' Gymnasium (6501 6655)

I had never even heard of Kylie Minogue before buzz starting swirling around the city that the world's finest derriere was coming to town, and it belonged to a forty-year-old woman, who, by the way, could sing too. I could find no one, man or woman, who contested the fact that Kylie was hot as hell, and I also could find no one who could give me a better explanation than, “Kylie…she’s just…hot. Mmmmm.”  Who was this infamous she-temptress, and how had she cast the world under her spell?